Day 1

Arrival in Michigan:

I’m on my flight to Michigan from Seattle. I sit here thinking about various things like:

“If the GSR traveled the world why did they bring the torch back to the United States instead of leaving it in Europe. Do they know how much of a pain it is to take a lit torch through US Customs”

“Oh, yeah.....lets see you get on a plane with a stick on fire”

I finally arrive, landing. I get off the plane and I can’t find my US Nexis friends. “Oh , there they are” hehehe. Roys looks up from her paperwork and says “Hey, long time no see”, “I’m editing BTB articles and you can’t believe how many people misspell words”. She goes back to editing. Fairfield Steve runs out of the airport Victoria’s Secret, thinking no one saw him. Marmac and The Big Show are selling shower curtain rings. Two Silk and Jrodneyg(fred) appear out of nowhere. I ask quietly “Two Silk, you left your stash at home, right?” “Yeah, too bad huh” he says. We are waiting for Swale007 so we can meet with GSR. “Oh, look there he is” says a smiling Roys. “He is wearing his Mick Jagger pants” Everyone laughs.

“I almost forgot.....oh my god....call Labreche up in Canada”

“We need him to bring Canadian sweatshirts for all of us to France”

“Alright everyone, time to go meet up with GSR”

The Barn:

Fairfield Steve looks out his window “where are we?”

“The middle of nowhere” says Marmac.

Everyone piles out of the van like an Army troop.

“Wow, they had quite the party...”

Booze bottles covered the ground, lingerie nailed to the sides of the barn.

We moved in, every person there was passed out cold. Roys motions for us to come over to her.

“A Note from Fabman” Roys quietly says.

Dear Nexis;

This is a Polaroid from last night. I had too much fun, see you all in Italy. Just take the torch and go. You don’t have much time.

Fabman



We take the torch

“We have to make it to the airport so we can fly out. We have to change planes in New York.”

“ I’m going to France, I’m going to France” Two Silk says while doing the “Coca Cola” dance.

“Look over there” says The Big Show

Everyone busts out laughing. Fairfield Steve falls on the ground because he is laughing so hard.

“They don’t have horse trailers?” says Marmac

GSR Horse Trailer

Day 2

Tired, we all start to wake up. “Our flight is landing” says Roys.

Over the speaker system the captain, relaxed says:

“You have now arrived in Paris, France. The current time is 8:00 A.M.”

“Sinoboy will not meeting us for another ten hours.....right?” says Fairfield Steve.

Roys looks over at Steve and says “correct”

Two hours later......

Ok, lets get out of this airport.

“I’m hungry”
“So am I”
“Yeah, food”
Everyone’s stomachs are empty from the flight. A bag of peanuts, a piece of bread and a child’s size cup of juice. That’s all you get going from New York to France.

“Ok, lets go to a café” says Roys.

“We have to meet Euan, Labreche, Shamran, and Lissa. They all flew in sometime this morning” says Roys.

“We have to meet them at the Eiffel Tower.” says Two Silk

Fairfield Steve looks up and starts talking. I swear I saw a light bulb go off in his head.

“The Eiffel Tower was built for the International Exhibition of Paris of 1889 commemorating the centenary of the French Revolution. The Prince of Wales, later King Edward VII of England, opened the tower. Of the 700 proposals submitted in a design competition, Gustav Eiffel's was unanimously chosen. However it was not accepted by all at first, and a petition of 300 names - including those of Maupassant , Emile Zola, Charles Garnier (architect of the Opéra Garnier), and Dumas the Younger - protested its construction.”

“Wow, that is a lot of information. I would have expected that from Roys but not you” says Marmac.

We arrive at the Eiffel.....

I get an elbow in the ribs
“Ouch”

“Sorry” says Roys “
“But Look..”

A girl is walking by with fishnet stockings and a black mini skirt

“Hey Lissa”
We all laugh.....”Its Lissa”

“Hello Everyone, I have been here all morning looking for you”
“Euan, Labreche and Shamran are at the hotel” says Lissa

“What Hotel? The Paris Hilton” says a laughing Fairfield Steve

We head to the hotel.

“Hey, more people to join the party” says Euan
Labreche looks sad and stares into Roy’s eyes “I forgot the maple leaf shirts”
Everyone stood around while silence filled the room.

Shamran stands up and makes an announcement:

"I received this letter yesterday:"



“Wow, I’m impressed” Roys said

“Alright, lets go enjoy the French nightlife” says Labreche

“ First we have to go to a fashion show”

“The new men’s fashion line is out” says Lissa

“Here is the brochure......”

New Collection Fashion Show Paris France
“That’s not the brand Sino always wears, right?” says Two Silk
Euan looks over with a stupid look and says “No!!”

Another two hours goes by.........

The fashion show is over and we all go our own way....
We all had to party in Paris.......
You know you wouldn’t be able to control yourself...

Sinoboy is on his way.

And this is where I start to black out.....

Day 3

I wake up and look over and Lissa has heavy makeup and a costume on.....and I feel like I have heavy makeup and a costume. “What happened? “ Lissa looks over and smiles. We were in a show last night.
“What!!!”
“Knock, knock”
“Who is at the door?”
I opened the door and there stood Sinoboy, Fairfield Steve, Marmac and Euan.
All smiling

“You girls have fun last night”
“Get packed because we are on our way to Spain”
“We are going to Zambaygo(Rafa)’s House” says Sino
“Where is everyone else?” I asked
“Developing pictures from last night” A grinning Fairfield Steve said.

On the Plane:

“Goodbye France” says Jrodneyg
Roys looks sad “Yeah, Goodbye”

Arrival in Spain:

Sinoboy pulls out his cell phone and dials

“Rafa, we can’t find your house”
Rafa lets out a sigh,
“Take the first left and then a right, you will see a sign with a bull on it.....then you will take your left again and another right and when you see the white house, you’re here”

“Simple” Sino says.

We pull up and see an orchard with wooden chairs along the house.

“Welcome”
“We have plenty of wine”
“All packed and ready to leave too”
says Rafa.

"Oh, yes....here are our new grooms". Says a sly Rafa.



“Everyone’s pretty tired of flying and we have to be back on a plane in four hours” said Fairfield Steve.

Sitting along the house drinking wine included Fernando, Tarmo, Raceland and Corza.

“Hey, Hey!”

“Everyone pack up, we are off to Italy!”
“Where is Fabman?” Corza asks patiently
“Passed out in Michigan, well that’s the last time we saw him...” says Two Silk

We arrived in Italy ....

All Cozy in our beds with dancing gold medals in our heads...

Good Luck to all from Nexis